This man goes to confession and asks his father for forgiveness because he has sinned. When the priest asks whether he wants to confess his transgressions, the man says he spent the weekend using the “F-word.”
“Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language,” the priest responds. In response, the man says he wants to own up to the reason he said the “F-word.”
With a sigh, the priest signals for him to go on. Well, dad, on Sunday, I played golf with my friends rather than attending church.
The man answered, “No, that wasn’t why I swore,” to the priest’s statement that “you got upset over that.” I made a mistake and threw my drive left into the trees on the first tee.
I realized my ball took a fortunate bounce and I had a clear shot to the green as I was walking up the fairway. But before I could get a hit on the ball.After snatching my ball, a squirrel bolted up a tree.
Was that the moment you used the “F” word, the priest questioned? “No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squire in its shard aloes new and flew away,” the guy retorted.
“Is that when you swore?” the priest asked, letting out a breath. “No,” the man retorted. “The reason being that the eagle passed over the areen and the dying squirrel dropped my golf ball, landing only five inches from the hole.” “Don’t tell me you missed thee f.ing putt!” said the priest.
