Breathless, he pleaded, “Would you just let me hide under your skirt? Later, I’ll explain. The nun concurred. “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” two Military Police hurried up a moment later.
“He went that way,” the nun retorted. The soldier added, “I can’t thank you enough, sister,” as he slipped out from behind her skirt after the MPs fled. I don’t want to travel to S*ria, you see. The nun said, “I totally get that.
” “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs,” the soldier continued. “You would have seen a great pair of balls if you had looked a little higher,” the nun retorted. Likewise, I have no desire to visit S*ria.
